It's really hard to drive a car with big, sore, saggy boobs all in your way... you have to drive with your elbows sticking out. Although I guess that's good arm excercise!
I hate that stupid bathing suit... serves me right for not making sure it was dry!On a side note, everyone is saying that I've lost a ton of weight... which was true before (15 pounds baby!) but now my pants are getting tighter. It's the fact that my breasts are HUMUNGOUS! I can't believe how big they are... I even roll over on them!
I guess for some people this is kick-ass news, but I already take a F or G, so it's not as fun... here come my breasts, and here comes me! I'll be looking like this chick by the time I give birth... but not as skinny!
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