Kids with Down Syndrome SUCK at Keeping Secrets!

Well it serves me right... I've been telling some of my students that I'm knocked up, but only students who can't speak or speak really unclearly, and who are developmentally lower than some of the others. I generally work with these kids more anyway.

Student #1 is "Shannon"... I adore Shannon and told her first out of all the students.
Well now doesn't she constantly talk about babies... especially when we're together. And doesn't she pronounce "Baby" clear as a bell?!

Student #2 is "Brandon"... Brandon also has Down Syndrome and is smarter than Shannon, but speaks terribly.
We have music together and every time we sing "He's Got the Whole World In His Hands" and get to the "Little bitty baby" part, he sings "Jenifer's baby! Jenifer's baby!" and points at me. Little cracker knows it's a secret and he just laughs his bag off about it. But he'll do it quiet enough so not everyone can hear him... but anyone in the vicinity.

I didn't even bother telling "Billy" because he couldn't even keep a birthday cake a secret, let alone a pregnancy.

239 to go... I hope!

Here's another ticker of mine... I thought I'd give it a spin, but I think I like my original one better. Yes I have a ticker now and I like it!

Next I'm going to do a countdown to my next bowel movement ticker!

Or the next time I eat a a double cheeseburger from McD's... only $1.39 and it didn't make me feel sick!
Sweet heaven!
I may get Davey to pick me up another one of those bad boys on the way home!
But that's a pretty short ticker!