This Kid Is Grounded!

I feel like a bag of smashed assholes... seriously!

I don't mean to bitch (cuz I always said I wouldn't be one of those, I'd just be happy to think I was pregnant) but I've also got a flippin' cold to go along with the nausea, vomiting and mood swings.

Now I'm not just tired, I'm dead tired... I can barely make it until 2:50 so I can drag my ass to my car and go home.

My little Eggbert is 9 weeks and 3 days along... apparently he has fingerprints!

He's not being very nice right now... or at least him and my body aren't getting along right now.

I hate being sick... and do you think I could sleep in on the week-end?! NOOOOOO!
I am so stressed about my brother in law who knocked up his girlfriend... problem?

They are both immature and are like a couple of 13 year olds... she doesn't work, she dropped out of high school due to ex-boyfriends, he changes jobs as often as he changes his underwear (which isn't daily, but it's every couple of months) and feels that welfare is something to fall back on consistently and stay on for at least 8 months at a time... I'm not dissing welfare, I'm dissing his always looking for someone to bail him out attitude.

Anyway, she's pregnant and crazy, he's immature, they can't keep a cat without having to give it up for adoption (sorry, 2 cats, a dog and a hamster in a small one bedroom apartment with no job... and these were NEW pets! Not pre-existing pets in a bad situation)

They think it's going to be sunshine and lollipops... I guess everyone tries to think that way, but they believe it!
And how are they going to afford diapers (it'll have to be disposable, cuz they only do laundry once a month at our place anyhow), medication, formula and other supplies.

Babies need supplies, like clothes!
It'll be a hard choice between milk or ring tones and cigarettes for these two geniuses!

And when the hell is my doctor going to e-mail me back anyways?!
And it's so hot and humid I am walking around with frizzy hair and I'm soooooo bitchy!
Would it be bad to tell all my students to "Fuck right off!!!"... yeah, can you say PINK SLIP!

Also, what up with the mood swings?!
I CRIED forever on Friday night and one of the reasons was because I wanted dill pickle chips, but didn't want my husband to feel he had to leave to get them for me and I was in no way able to leave the house. I cried because I was sick! I cried because I'm scared for Eggbert!

And I didn't just cry... I BAWLED!!!

Sheesh! Only 214 more days till I get to meet this kid! :) I love him already... which scares me shitless.